June 2012
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My Sleeping Schedule:
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WatchWatch
Instant reblog. stop what you’re doing and watch Not reblogging this is a federal offense.  <3 I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.  this will make a man out of me I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash. I love this movie so freaking much. always reblog, no questions asked. Fuck they establish so much in one stupid...
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When you laugh and accidentally hit your head.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT? →
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do...
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me: cos every time we touch I get this feeling
keyboard:
me: shh don't speak
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How I imagine my first day of work →
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me: *closes tumblr tab*
me: *opens new tumblr tab*
me: what just happened
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When I told my mom I failed a test
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Growing up you have this view of mermaids
lolzpicx: and then you watch Goblet of Fire
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When your friends come to you for advice:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
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WatchWatch
do-you-have-a-flag: the best part of the entire franchise
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tltty: #hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown　
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
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me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
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Having homework over the weekend...
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When people go underwater in movies, I like to...
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